Another year has come and gone
And it is time for me to go
Your annual quest begins
Where you and your Dad might watch a show.
IMan, this couch is comfy
I could sleep down here
The next place to check
Is where Mom might keep her beer.
I really like the new icebox
It's clean and fresh and bright
I wonder where to go next
maybe where mom and Dad sleep at night.
This bed is really funny
One side is a hammock, the other is concrete
Next head to the room
Where are guest, we like to meet.
That driveway looks real slippery
I hope no one slips and breaks their spleen
Your quest still continues
To a place behind the big screen.
Holy Cow! That's one big TV
Where you can watch Probst snuff a torch
Continue your adventure
To the new thing on the porch.
I really like the hot tub
It looks like a warm and fun place
The next area for you to go to
I where you was your face.
You've really done a great job
Deciphering clue after clue
Time to head to the final destination
Your final advent present awaits you.
